The 25+ Best Opposition Jokes

What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"

Its opposite's day today, I gonna tell a orphan that their parents are here.

These days there are only two political parties in India.. BJP and anti-BJP...

What is opposite of a lady fingers?

Answer: Mentos

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? Do you want to go home.

Opposite day be like in doors

Figure : finally I can see

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me

Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

What is the opposite of Progress?

Congress

What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking, Stephen walking

Q.How do you know when when someone is an opposition leader to Putin? A. When they are falling from their balcony.

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called? Therianarchy!

Q : What is the opposite of 'Dominos'? A : Domi doesn't know!

What is the opposite of salt water 💦?

Pepper water 💦.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

An old man gets the call from the IRS The man on the phone says, “we’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly and we gotta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” The old man thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.

The next day the old man and his lawyer show up to the IRS office and the man there says,”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” The man replies,”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this! I bet you 10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. He then says,”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I bet you 20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute and realizing the man isn’t blind, takes the bet. The old man takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye. He then says,”alright last chance. I bet you 50,000 i can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible so takes the bet. The man unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agents desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “haha! I got you now!” But the mans lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands and says,”He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”