George jokes
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.