Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
Where did George go to? Washington DC.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George
Q: What do you call an angry monkey? A: Furious George!
Why did the cliff feel offended? Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life. (I'm sorry...No I'm not)
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though
One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
got the george floyd pack this shit makin it hard to breathe
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breath taking.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
what do you call a flat road named after george floyd
Flat neck road
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
What’s George floyd’s favorite color? Neon black
