George jokes
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Hillary Clinton is elected president...
And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."