Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018

Q: What do you call an angry monkey? A: Furious George!

I am a George Formby fan,and I love football…my favourite manager was Arsen Wenger…my favourite referee was Collina…my favourite player was Dean Windas…so my favourite George Formby song was Wenger,Collina,Windas

Why doesn’t George Washington carry his ID? Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

what come afer 611? 711 what cmes after that? 811 what comes after that george w bush

A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that’ a guy over hears the conversation and says “your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!” george w bush then says “oh hahaha you caught me” and then says “you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11”

IM GEORGE WASHINGTON I CANT SPELL TETH OR AMEiciari

What’s the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What’s the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn’t work…

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

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