George jokes
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
George Floyd in a nutshell.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!