George jokes

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

congrats to george floyd on 2 years sobriety

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.

B is for Basil assaulted by bears.

C is for Clara who wasted away.

D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.

F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.

G is for George smothered under a rug.

H is for Hector done in by a thug.

I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.

J is for James who took lye by mistake.

K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.

L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.

M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.

N is for Neville who died of ennui.

O is for Olive run through with an awl.

P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.

Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.

R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.

S is for Susan who perished of fits.

T is for Titus who flew into bits.

U is for Una who slipped down a drain.

V is for Victor squashed under a train.

W is for Winnie embedded in ice.

X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.

Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince with no air