George jokes

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.

B is for Basil assaulted by bears.

C is for Clara who wasted away.

D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.

F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.

G is for George smothered under a rug.

H is for Hector done in by a thug.

I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.

J is for James who took lye by mistake.

K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.

L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.

M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.

N is for Neville who died of ennui.

O is for Olive run through with an awl.

P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.

Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.

R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.

S is for Susan who perished of fits.

T is for Titus who flew into bits.

U is for Una who slipped down a drain.

V is for Victor squashed under a train.

W is for Winnie embedded in ice.

X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.

Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

congrats to george floyd on 2 years sobriety

What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again