Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.
ThePouncingTiger
@thepouncingtiger
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.