What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Neil
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so get this. You got a dude, right? But here's the kicker: he ain't got no legs! So, what do you call him? Neil! Get it? Because "kneel" sounds like "Neil." It's funny 'cause he can't stand, so he's always kneeling. It's wordplay, which is probably too sophisticated for your smooth brain.
Spod
If he’s got no legs then he’s got no knees