Sawcon jokes
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.