Sawcon jokes

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?

Crewmate: What's Sawcon?

Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Saw (DYM 69).

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

S, ss, slalom. A.

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a sea-saw.