Homophone jokes
Say "I cup" but in words.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
kapteyn = captain
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
89 cows = 0 cows.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
1 + 1 = window.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."