Homophone jokes
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
Say "I cup" but in words.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
89 cows = 0 cows.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
What do you get when you add one whole and one whole?
Two holes, dummy!
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
kapteyn = captain
Miss Drake, can I go to the bathroom? I need to piss.
"Billy, we don't say piss. We say urinate. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Miss Drake."
"Very well. Now use the word urinate in a sentence."
"Miss Drake, urinate, but if you had any tits you'd be a ten."
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
16 is a knight? Mail.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.