Wordplay jokes
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Memes
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.