Wordplay jokes
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.