Wordplay jokes
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
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How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)