Wordplay jokes

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).

What’s a teacher's favorite tree?

A geometry.

What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.

What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."

What feature does an orphan's phone not have?

A home button.

What is a fish without an eye?

A fsh, LOL!

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!

What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.

What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?

"Stand" Ford University. :3

Why did the skeleton have no friends?

He was a boner!

Heheheh!

Ah, see ya soon kiddo.

I'm going on break.

I'll give you some fried snow later!

Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.

What do you call a fish that has a dick?

Moby Dickkkkk!