Wordplay jokes
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
I am Cummer.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!