Wordplay jokes
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.