Wordplay jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cβ
MOO!
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Memes
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Whatβs the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Whatβs something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!