Wordplay jokes

Me: Knock knock.

My sister: Who's there?

Me: I eat mop.

My sister: I eat mop who?

My mind: I eat my poo.

My sister getting it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)

What would you name a mummified squirrel?

Perhaps... Mumford?

Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.

Why did the skeleton have no friends?

He was a boner!

Heheheh!

Ah, see ya soon kiddo.

I'm going on break.

I'll give you some fried snow later!

I am Cummer.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.

What bee can't fly?

Koby.

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

You've heard of anal sex.

You've heard of oral sex.

You've heard of genital sex.

But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)

6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

What does this mean? 👊🥩

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

Suck my cheetah.

Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.

Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"