Wordplay jokes
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)