What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Puns, that's how I roll.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
16 is a knight? Mail.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
