Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Wordplay Jokes
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Suck my cheetah.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Evan, mom hot?
