Wordplay jokes
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.