I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.
What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement
My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
