How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.
What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement
My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH