Wont jokes
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
LMAO
This won’t end well..
Relatable
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
lol
Community talk
for me, astronovalite, dandysworldfan, and others won't say
Closer to me, baby I won’t bite, you look so tasty but I won’t bite, really in such a good kitty, don’t up fights
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