Wont jokes
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :
Always Me
My friend is has the best ideas
Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.
the shadeing wont showww naurrr
Monke
LMAO
When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it
Community talk
for me, astronovalite, dandysworldfan, and others won't say
Closer to me, baby I won’t bite, you look so tasty but I won’t bite, really in such a good kitty, don’t up fights
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