Wont

Wont Jokes

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.

if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....

elephants never forget.

I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight

dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same

Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black

person: Big black what

Riddler: ...

person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean

pls help my dad is a addict he wont stop and he eats my food. Sometimes i think should i kill him but nah he will go down with the others who did that too.