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A MAN WENT INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE

The librarian said: "FUCK OFF YOU WONT BRING IT BACK"

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.

What does a phone and a grandma have incomen. They both die What's the difference between them. If you shove something up your grandmas ass she wont come back to life

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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....

elephants never forget.

a man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide and the librarian said "fuck off you wont bring it back"

dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same

A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back