I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.

if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…

elephants never forget.

A MAN WENT INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE

The librarian said: “FUCK OFF YOU WONT BRING IT BACK”

pls help my dad is a addict he wont stop and he eats my food. Sometimes i think should i kill him but nah he will go down with the others who did that too.

What does a phone and a grandma have incomen. They both die What’s the difference between them. If you shove something up your grandmas ass she wont come back to life

I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me

Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?

Just to Bitter.

I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.

whats the difference between boogers and brocley. kids wont eat the brocley.

once i sucked my mums titties, most adopted people wont know about that

Why cant orphans have a funeral? Because their parents wont be there

Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics

Just another day in the defib life

i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr

What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes

Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains

The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus

Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont

whats tha difference between boogers and brocley . kids wont eat the brocley.

Hey look at me im stupid named Jordan C who wont shut up and leave Addison alone.

Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted

Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON´T HAVE A LIFE