I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
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if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....
elephants never forget.
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
pls help my dad is a addict he wont stop and he eats my food. Sometimes i think should i kill him but nah he will go down with the others who did that too.
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot
