I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well
A MAN WENT INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE
The librarian said: "FUCK OFF YOU WONT BRING IT BACK"
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
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if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
What does a phone and a grandma have incomen. They both die What's the difference between them. If you shove something up your grandmas ass she wont come back to life
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....
elephants never forget.
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
a man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide and the librarian said "fuck off you wont bring it back"
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.