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Anonymous

Allow me to assume please.

A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

freddyfatbear

halloween be like

The image shows a house burning in the background, and a girl with a smirk in the foreground. The text reads: "Last Halloween this house gave me dental floss, a tooth brush and toothpaste... Not this year."

Willy b

A cartoon shows a wolf looking at a house made of wolf skulls. On top of the house is a pink pig. Text below reads: "The fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message."

Wade

An image from the Family Guy cartoon showing Quagmire standing on a porch in front of a house. He is pointing to his right with his right hand and he has a muscular arm.

Heroin Monkey

A drawing of a person reading a book to another person in bed. Above the drawing there is a text that reads, "Then the 92nd pig built his house out of depleted uranium and the wolf was like,". Below this text there is a distorted face.

Nintendo Fan

The meme contrasts the lives of "My parents in their 20s" versus "Me in my 20s." The first image shows a couple standing in front of a house, and the text reads, "Let's buy this house and have 3 children". The second image shows a person in front of a computer screen creating the first part of the meme.

Nateツ

A person is laying horizontally against the wall as if they are trying to avoid touching the ground. Above, the text reads "When you hit the spider and it runs under the bed."

PurplePanda

A dog is seen from underneath a glass dining table with hands holding glasses and plates of food visible around the edges.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of Mike Tyson with white powder on his nose and upper lip. The text says: "Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a floor plan of a house. The top part includes a bedroom, kitchen, and bath. The bottom part is labeled "Forklift battle arena". The text above the top part reads "dream house".

addy

so true

A young girl with a smirk is in the foreground, while behind her a house is engulfed in flames. The text overlay on the image says, "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Rey Rey

A meme with the text "Mom's POV. When you realize everyone in the house has been inside you." Below, there's a boy with a smug expression.

Anonymous

My dream tbh

The image shows a black firearm with an attached horn. The text says "Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Geiger

My army of homeless people who I've been
feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing
against the CIA agents outside my house
O

shaylie lol

A close-up photo shows a silver door handle that has been pulled off the door. The handle's plate has two screws that look like eyes and the hole for the handle is like an open mouth giving it a surprised expression. The text above reads "Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say it was as surprised as I was..."

Adolf kitler

An orange cat is sitting on the floor in front of a tea bag. The text on the image says: "Some cats bring their humans birds and mice... Oliver brings me tea bags."

✨Jassy✨

Like wtf

A cartoon of Princess Sofia wearing a long purple dress with a text overlay saying "This bitch got a wardrobe bigger than my house and she wears the same ass dress everyday" with a skull emoji at the end.

Fellow

An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."

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