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Pronoun

1 year ago

Allow me to assume please.

A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."
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  • Pig

    1 year ago
    A cartoon shows a wolf looking at a house made of wolf skulls. On top of the house is a pink pig. Text below reads: "The fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message."
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  • Time

    1 year ago

    It's that time is year again!

    An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."
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  • Halloween

    2 years ago

    halloween be like

    The image shows a house burning in the background, and a girl with a smirk in the foreground. The text reads: "Last Halloween this house gave me dental floss, a tooth brush and toothpaste... Not this year."
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  • Pig

    1 year ago
    A drawing of a person reading a book to another person in bed. Above the drawing there is a text that reads, "Then the 92nd pig built his house out of depleted uranium and the wolf was like,". Below this text there is a distorted face.
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  • Muscle

    1 year ago
    An image from the Family Guy cartoon showing Quagmire standing on a porch in front of a house. He is pointing to his right with his right hand and he has a muscular arm.
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  • Generation

    1 year ago
    The meme contrasts the lives of "My parents in their 20s" versus "Me in my 20s." The first image shows a couple standing in front of a house, and the text reads, "Let's buy this house and have 3 children". The second image shows a person in front of a computer screen creating the first part of the meme.
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  • Donut

    1 year ago
    A photo of Mike Tyson with white powder on his nose and upper lip. The text says: "Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988."
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  • Spider

    1 year ago
    A person is laying horizontally against the wall as if they are trying to avoid touching the ground. Above, the text reads "When you hit the spider and it runs under the bed."
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  • Parent

    2 years ago

    Worst punishment of all

    A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”
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  • Glass

    2 years ago
    A dog is seen from underneath a glass dining table with hands holding glasses and plates of food visible around the edges.
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  • Forklift

    1 year ago
    The image shows a floor plan of a house. The top part includes a bedroom, kitchen, and bath. The bottom part is labeled "Forklift battle arena". The text above the top part reads "dream house".
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  • Conspiracy

    1 year ago
    The image is a collage of four images each comparing the movie "Lord of the Rings" with the children's television show "Teletubbies". The first shows a hobbit house and a teletubbies house in similar green grass. The second shows the four main hobbits and the four main teletubbies. The third shows the eye of Sauron and a sun with a baby's face. The text on the image says "You want a conspiracy theory, I'll give you a conspiracy theory:".
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    My army of homeless people who I've been
feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing
against the CIA agents outside my house
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  • Basement

    1 year ago
    A photo shows a group of children wearing blue outfits standing in a caged area. The text on the image says: "POV: When bro finally shows you his basement (He wasn't joking)"
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  • Spider

    3 years ago

    so true

    A young girl with a smirk is in the foreground, while behind her a house is engulfed in flames. The text overlay on the image says, "There was a spider. It's gone now."
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  • Sister

    7 months ago
    A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."
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  • Gucci

    6 months ago
    A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."
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  • Cat

    9 months ago
    An orange cat is sitting on the floor in front of a tea bag. The text on the image says: "Some cats bring their humans birds and mice... Oliver brings me tea bags."
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  • Wardrobe

    10 months ago

    Like wtf

    A cartoon of Princess Sofia wearing a long purple dress with a text overlay saying "This bitch got a wardrobe bigger than my house and she wears the same ass dress everyday" with a skull emoji at the end.
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