Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car and she farted into the gas tank.
Knock Knock Who's There? Tank Tank who? You'er Welcome.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
what kind of shells do tanks use to cheat? a-cheat shells
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Your momma so fat that she was used goods like the Russian tanks
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What do a tank and a Warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What was hitlers facorite part of the car? The gas tank
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat Vehicles and Tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
