Animal

Anonymous

Two fish are in a tank. One says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive!”

Explosion

Anonymous

Loud explosion inside the tank

“Where’s the commander?” “He’s gone.” “Where has he gone?” “All over the place.”

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Little Johnny

Xzavier

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

Chuck Norris

Josiah

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

Puns

Anonymous

Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: “Hey, how do you drive this thing?”

Knock knock

TEHMIGHTYJOKES

Knock Knock Who’s There? Tank Tank who? You’er Welcome.

Train

watersharky

Heres a Song That Describes My Old Life-By-watersharky Productions- My buddies think I’m on the lake Boss thinks I’ve been sick for days And mama’s probably on her way ‘Cause I ain’t picked up the phone I’ve been a million places But they’re all up in my head Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left I’ve been gone, I’ve been gone I’ve been sittin’ on the couch watching TV all day long All day long, I’ve been tryin’ to figure out how a good thing went wrong Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane Sadder than a country song Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way Ever since you moved on, I’ve been gone Took a trip down memory lane Checked into hotel heartbreak Passed rock bottom on the way Without leaving my living room I’ve been a million places But they’re all up in my head Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left I’ve been gone, I’ve been gone I’ve been sittin’ on the couch watching TV all day long All day long, I’ve been tryin’ to figure out how a good thing went wrong Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane Sadder than a country song Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way Ever since you moved on, I’ve been gone Yeah I’ve been gone All the clothes are on the floor All the mail’s by the door All the whiskey bottles in my bed All the dishes in the sink All the gas is in the tank All the neighbors probably think I’m dead I’ve been gone, I’ve been gone I’ve been sittin’ on the couch watching TV all day long All day long, I’ve been tryin’ to figure out how a good thing went wrong Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane Sadder than a country song Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way Ever since you moved on, I’ve been gone (ooh, ooh) I’ve been gone (ooh, ooh) Gone

Knock knock

Anonymous

Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? Your welcome Hehehehe😛😛😛

Car

no1

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car and she farted into the gas tank.

French

Anonymous

How many gears does a French tank have ?

1 Forward and 6 Reverse.

Animal

Big boy with a van

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving

War

Anonymous

Why did hitler lose the war ?

Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions