Hamster

Hamster memes

Jokes

Duct Tape

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

Reincarnation

I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.

—Shane Richie, British actor

Sister

My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.