Refuse Jokes

Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic? Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite

Your mama is so ugly. She tried summoning Candyman but he refused to come!

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado,the tornado refused to suck her up

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite.. just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!

If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest

Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her

You don't need brains to be a Boss. When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.