What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Neglect Jokes
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)