Reject jokes

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

No.

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-

Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."

Orphan: And I took that, personally.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.