Reject jokes

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

When rejected:

That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.

No.

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"

Me: "Nope."

Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."

Me: "You never said \"love\"".

Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"

Me: "Frick no."

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.