My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
In preschool, i confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as i was, i sucked it up and went back to teaching.
When rejected: That's ok the 3 other little pigs said no too.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
your hairlines so far back even andrew tate rejected it
I got rejected from art school today so yeah
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
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Suck
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
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I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
what color is sonics ball.
Blue because he keeps getting rejected
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For centuries, Japan’s feudal dictators, called Shoguns, enforced strict laws that kept people from leaving or entering the country. This practice isolated Japan from the rest of the world. By the middle of the 19th century, Japan’s isolationism was creating problems for the United States’ whaling industry whose ships needed coal, food, and water available in Japanese ports. And sailors who were shipwrecked on the coast of Japan needed protection from mistreatment. In November 1852, President Millard Fillmore sent an expedition to Japan to solve these problems. Led by Commodore Matthew C. Perry, the the expedition had both steam-powered and sail-powered warships and several hundred men. Perry’s task was to persuade the Japanese to sign a treaty with the United States that would open Japanese ports and protect shipwrecked sailors. On July 8, 1853, the Perry expedition sailed into Edo Bay about thirty miles from the city of Edo (modern Tokyo). During talks with the Shogun’s representatives, the idea of a treaty was repeatedly rejected. But Perry didn’t give up. Finally, in February 1854, the Japanese agreed to negotiate a treaty. The Treaty of Kanagawa established peace between the two countries, opened two ports to U.S. shipping, and protected shipwrecked sailors. It was signed on March 31, 1854. Perry’s expedition also opened Japan to the rest of the world. Within two years, Japan signed similar treaties with Russia, Holland, and Britain.
