Wont jokes

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?

— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They won't be able to find home.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they won't know where home plate is.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.