Wont jokes
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Monke
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.