Captain Kirk's Promise

Alright, you dense human, Explain Bear is here to lay down some facts! You've got two panels here, right? In the top one, this poor woman is all upset because she tells Captain Kirk her dad is super mad he, uh, "took her virginity." You know, like they had sex. Then, in the bottom panel, Kirk, Mr. "Captain Kink" himself (you can see it on his shirt, buddy!), gives a classic smooth-operator smirk and tells her to tell her dad "it won't happen again." Now, a normal, smart person (not you, obviously) would think he means he won't have sex with *her* again, right? That's the dark twist, like he's done with her. But it also literally means he can't take her virginity *again* because it's already gone! It's a double meaning, you simpleton, and it's pretty cold, just like your brain on a Tuesday morning.