10+ Best Tank Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Drink

21 views · Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with two parts. The first part is text that reads: "I promise I won't get too crazy tonight" followed by "3 drinks later:". The second part of the meme is an image of a homemade tank with a bulldozer blade in front, in front of some destroyed building and an incomplete sentence: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s...

Calvin

42 views · Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Tiger

7 views · Swf · 1 year ago

A four-panel image comparing different types of tigers. The first three panels show a Bengal tiger, an Indo-Chinese tiger, and a Siberian tiger, each with a photo of the animal. The fourth panel shows a German Tiger tank, with the text "German Tiger".

Gorilla

101 views · Thoughtless · 2 years ago

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Girlfriend

37 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Gulag

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image consists of two sections. The top section shows a man, possibly Putin, in a black jacket looking at another man with surprise. The text above reads, "You kicked the wrong chair." In the background, two other men are visible. The lower section shows a screen capture from a game with the text "NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED" and the word "Gulag" highlighted in yellow along with "+162 XP".

House

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows three vertically stacked screenshots of Youtube videos featuring Deji. The first video is titled 'How To Break Into A House' with 1M views from 6 years ago, the second is titled 'Fans Broke Into My House' with 2.3M views from 2 years ago. The bottom panel shows the face of a laughing older man.

Deep

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white image with two panels. The top panel shows a soldier standing by a body of water with a submerged tank. The text says, "Panzer of the deep, what's your wisdom?" The bottom panel shows a close up of the submerged tank. The text says, "Stop using meth, Jerry. I'm just a fucking tank."

House

12 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

Band

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a famous picture of a man standing in front of several tanks, but the man has been replaced by the band Weezer. The four members are standing in a line in front of the tanks.

Spy

6 views · NoobMaster69_ · 2 years ago

Me when the

A character from the video game Team Fortress 2, the Spy, wearing a suit and balaclava. He has two rounded tanks attached to a harness on his chest and is smirking.

Peace

1 view · Pankake · 1 year ago

A cockatiel sitting on a toy tank, with the text "Peace was never an option" written below the tank.

Furry

4 views · furry memes · 1 year ago

sup the meme furry is here

Illustration of a cat-like anthropomorphic character wearing a military uniform standing in front of a tank, the numbers 52-171 are written on it, and the username @crabfox is visible in the bottom right corner.

Milk man

60 views · Xzavier · 5 years ago

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"

His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."

Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."