Woman

Woman jokes

Car

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

Pay

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

Baby

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Memes

Wheel

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Glass Ceiling

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Makeup

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

Vaccine

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

Place

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Ball

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Forehead

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

Eye

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

Wheelchair

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

Dance

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

Hospital

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Blonde

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

Mouth

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.