What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Woman Jokes
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
