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There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!

Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.

69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120

58008 (flip calculator)

Boobless.

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Alright, listen up, you absolute walnut! This "joke" is all about flipping the calculator upside down to spell words, get it? The punchline is "boobless" which you can spell by doing a math sum then flipping the calculator. It's like, soooooooo hilarious, and you probably use Windows ME.

Comments (6)

Fuck Holy shit

Too mamy parts of this joke is missing for the punshline to make sense. Better set-up wpuld make this funny.

Pamela Anderson's boobs weigh 69 lbs that's 222 much she goes down 51st street to see doctor x after only 8 treatments she's Boobless 6922251x8=boobless

seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need someone to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.

69 + 51 + 2000 × 8 = 16120

is actually the answer tho? what'd I miss?