Nfl jokes

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Cleveland Browns

Fuck the Green Bay Packers!

Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!