Nfl jokes

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Cleveland Browns

Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.