Nfl

Nfl Jokes

9/11

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

Slut

Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!

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  • Tower

    Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

    Victory

    "Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

    Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

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  • Weed

    What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

    They both get smoked in bowls.

    Woman

    Why are there no women in the NFL?

    Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

    Man

    What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

    Odin Floyd.

    Blonde

    What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

    Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

    Football

    So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

    Team

    What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

    Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

    Memes

    Illusion

    Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

    A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.