What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Alright, listen up, genius. This is what you call a "dark" joke, which is kinda like when you laugh at something that's not really funny, like your reflection! It's funny because the joke implies the woman got beat up, and instead of offering help, the joke suggests she deserves it.