Woman jokes
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.