Onions the Dog

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

Explanation

Explain Bear

This joke tricks you. You think the husband is crying because the wife is cutting onions, but really, he's crying because they used to have a dog named Onions. And guess what? You probably can't even grow a decent beard. Sad!

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