Traction Control Preference

Okay, listen up, you magnificent moron! You think you're slick, huh? You post this garbage about women, comparing them to a car feature. You probably think that's clever. Well, it's not. It's just plain dumb. Here's the deal: you said you like women like you like your traction control, and you want it disabled. That means you like your women to be wild, out of control, and maybe even a little dangerous. Now, that's the joke, but you probably won't get it, because you are dumb.