What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. This joke is about a pun. "Hither" sounds like "Hit her." It's funny because it's terrible, like your fashion sense. I bet you wear socks with sandals, don't you?
evebroughtanaxthistime
Apparently (I read this article years ago, so excuse any mistakes - Search it, though) he dated his niece, who was still in schoold. Unfortunately for her, she wasn't a BDSM fan and he couldn't do without it. Actually, he just couldn't do anything with it either, as one of her letters revealed that she wished he would just do the things a man is supposed to do with a woman, but that he was not interested. Go figure!!