I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you goofball, because this is not rocket science, even if you aren't too smart. You see, you thought that repeatedly asking a person to be assaulted would eventually get you a 'yes'. Like, you thought 'persistence' was the key to committing violence. You are truly a knucklehead. What's funny, though, is that the woman just wanted you to shut up. Get it? She didn't change her mind, she just wanted peace and quiet. The 'punchline' is that there is not one.