3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
A wife was cleaning 12-year-old son’s bedroom When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “what do we do?” The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
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What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have A. A butt load
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child..?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
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Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
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Which train 🚂 is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew chew train
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
