I had a party the other day. I made sure their were vegan options they make do or fuck off.
BigIrishDude
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people
How do you blindfold an Asian? You use dental floss.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.
What is black and long? A line at KFC
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
Hey girl are you an orphan? Oh that’s right I’m your daddy.
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Mega-sore-ass
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A-lick-a-lot-of-puss
What’s the best form of contraception? Being a soccer fan. 😃😃😃😃😃😃
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because the font know where home is.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.