BigIrishDude

Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people

How do you blindfold an Asian? You use dental floss.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.

What is black and long? A line at KFC

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.

Hey girl are you an orphan? Oh that’s right I’m your daddy.

Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.

#pick-up-line

Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline

This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Mega-sore-ass

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A-lick-a-lot-of-puss

What’s the best form of contraception? Being a soccer fan. 😃😃😃😃😃😃

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because the font know where home is.