Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”