Woman jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!