If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
Men wake up with a boner. Women wake up yawning. Coincidence?
Today i was asked to go out by 17 Woman. Well i was in the Woman bathroom💀
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
