Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Alright listen up, chucklehead. So, the dude's wife is wearing a blue wetsuit, right? And when they show up at the beach, everyone starts yelling "TSUNAMI!" because they think she looks like a big wave. It's funny because they're mistaking her for a natural disaster, which you probably do on a regular basis, you dumbo.