Black Coffee Order

The humor comes from the cop misinterpreting the woman's request for black coffee as a demand for something illegal. The cop's reaction of taking out his gun is an over-the-top response that makes the joke funny because it's unexpected. It implies the coffee is a code for something dangerous or criminal.

• Coffee
• Woman
• Dark Humor
• Gun
• Cop
• Police

• I want coffee like my men. Dark.
• The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
• What's the difference between a cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
• What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!