fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating causing a tsunami
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
Q: What do you call a tsunami.A: your moms water breaking.
what did the beach goers in north carolina say when there was a tsunami?
nothing they died
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
I have a riddle for u;
10 people are on a boat But they all die due to a tsunami except the captain Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat” Once he eats it, he starts crying Why?
