Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Tsunami Jokes
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?