Tsunami jokes

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

I have a riddle for you:

10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.

Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”

Once he eats it, he starts crying.

Why?

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)