Without jokes
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."