Without jokes

My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.

Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

The legs are soft and delicious.

How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.

Americans leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!

Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?

Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!

Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!

Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!

Gwen: He does, you're not listening.

Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!

I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.