why did i give an orphan the iphone X? because it is the first one without a home button.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
