What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire? —You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

I’ve patched 1,000 roofs and they don’t call you Boris the roof patcher, I’ve built 100,000 sword and shields and they don’t call you Boris the blacksmith but you fuck one goat.

What was the incontinent farmer’s greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn’t control his peas!!!

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