Not having jokes
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.