"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
why do we not have female magicians because last time we had them we burned them alive
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot? Because the do not have a home!
what part of a computer system does an orphan not have? A motherboard.
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
if your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
Imagine not having parents. lol
why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
