Not having jokes
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."