Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of "do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
A man with 20 dolars walked into Dave & Busters. He went to the bathrom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
