Algebra

Algebra Jokes

Math

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Math

Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks.

Sex

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

Math book

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

Math

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?

Be there or B2.

Girl

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Math

Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

AK

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

Math class

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

School

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Atheist

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.