Algebra jokes
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
3+3=****
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
89 cows = 0 cows.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.