Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
3+3=****
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
