Algebra jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.