Algebra jokes

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

3+3=****

Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

MC Squared.

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?

Be there or B2.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn’t solve inequalities.

89 cows = 0 cows.

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Penis enters my dad and sister.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac-square

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.