Algebra jokes

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

Hi boyyyy!

89 cows = 0 cows.

Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks.

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

3+3=****

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Penis enters my dad and sister.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn’t solve inequalities.

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac-square

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.