Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
3+3=****
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y
Dear algebra, I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Hey math: I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
why is calculus called calc? because you need a calculator. lol
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared
