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Without jokes

Grandma

    • The legs are soft and delicious.

    How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.

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    • Gunpowder

    • A father tells his 10-year-old son...

    "Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."

    His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.

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    • Suicide

    • I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.

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    • Blonde girl

    • Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.

    After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"

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    • Civil War

    • A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.

    The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"

    "What happened?" said the manager.

    "A civil war."

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    • Lesbian

    • When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

    Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

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    • Reality

    • A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"

    His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."

    So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"

    She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"

    The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"

    "Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.

    The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.

    "You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."

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