When jokes
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Memes
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.