When jokes
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
When you overslept and can't find Noah
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I walk to school, I fart.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?