When jokes
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!