Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead! So, this joke is saying that "Lewandisney" (obviously a play on the name Lewandowski) is so good at scoring easy goals (tap-ins) that he's like a Disney character who just collects them. It's making fun of how some people think he scores easy goals, get it? You probably don't, but I tried. By the way, I bet you unironically enjoy watching Barney.
