Straighter Than Your Hairline

  • When someone calls you gay, say:

    "I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! This joke is all about roasting someone's receding hairline by implying they're balding so hard, they must be super gay. Calling someone gay is usually an insult, but in this joke, it's made even worse by making fun of the listener's hair! You probably have a bad hairline.

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