When jokes
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Memes
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"