Inherited Motorcycle

  • When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.

    See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius! The joke is that the person wanted a new motorcycle, but the mom was all like, "Nah, you can have your dead uncle's motorcycle instead!" It's funny because it's dark and twisted, just like your sense of humor, which, let's be honest, isn't saying much.

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