You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip off.
Velcro is such a rip-off
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
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