"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
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Al Nassr Owner on Cristiano Ronaldo
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Okay, so listen up, genius. This dude is saying that signing Cristiano Ronaldo was a bad deal, like getting shorted on kebabs. Basically, he's saying Ronaldo ain't worth the money. Now, I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but even you can understand that getting ripped off twice sucks. So, here's a fact about you: you probably believe everything you read on the internet.