What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 07
