James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
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